My dog Charlie’s thought process when I gave him a whole hamburger on the way back from the vet:
There’s a hamburger right there! I’m going to grab it!
I GOT IT!
Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod there’s an ENTIRE HAMBURGER in my mouth!
Wow that doesn’t fit at all!
Quick eat the rest before the fat guy realizes he made a mistake!
Okay it’s gone where’s the next hamburger?